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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?"
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"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."
"What happens if you play a country song backward? You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up."
"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."
"16 sodium atoms walks into a bar.... followed by Batman."
"Pfizer has come out with a new tablet after Viagra. To honor Tiger Woods, they have named it Tiagra. The punch line: Good for 18 holes."
"""14 years, 20 billion later and my team have finally finished building a Large Hadron Kaleidoscope."" ""You mean Collider?"" ""Oh shit!"""
"what would have they called founder of apple if it was a failure? Steve Jobless"
"what's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl? the hunter shoots but can't hit..."
"Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking."