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Joke of the Day
"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."
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"Maybe we should put Obama on the $20 bill Then we would finally get the change he promised."
"What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay? My zipper"
"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"
"Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs"
"What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age? Sum-Young Ho"
"Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah."
"Why can't pirates wear sunglasses? Because they have no buccaneers! Happy speak like a pirate day!"
"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."
"[hunting] DAD: dont scare him ME: did u know we dump 16 tons of sewage into our waters every minute DEER: holy shit DAD: what did i just say"