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Joke of the Day

"Where does a Turkey live? A coup."

"Two brothers wrote an exam. One got in, the other didn't. The one who didn't get in got in the second time. His TWIN chance was what got him in."

"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."

"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten""tickles"""

"Divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home."

"A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't."

"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."

"Why did God invent yeast infections? [NSFW] So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that didn't let it's daughter go to prom"