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Joke of the Day
"What's 3 inches long, stiff, and makes people laugh? My dick."
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"What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space? A cos-meow-naut."
"Did you hear about the one-armed man that robbed the bank? He did it single-handedly."
"K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said 20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?"
"Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay? because... K8 K9"
"What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can? No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)"
"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"
"Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!"
"A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""
"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"