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Joke of the Day
"Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold? Because he's Autistic."
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"Who you must not greet on a plane? HI Jack!"
"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. She's thick and tired of it."
"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"
"I always like to have snacks while I surf porn. That way, I'm packing on the poundage while I'm pounding on the package."
"You're pretty cocky for someone with such a small... ....vocabulary."
"Every call with my mother starts in one of two ways: 1. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED? IS EVERYTHING OK? 2. WHY ARE YOU CALLING? IS EVERYTHING OK?"
"Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong."
"Pigeons die after they have sex... Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner."