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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space? A cos-meow-naut."
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"I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads."
"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"
"Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone."
"What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist? Bernie sanders"
"Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania."
"Some lesbians built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs."
"What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox."
"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."
"The thing you don't know about soy milk is... It's really just introducing itself in Spanish. ""Soy milk"""