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Joke of the Day

"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"

"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."

"side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner"

"Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here."

"Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks."

"Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings ""were misinterpreted"". Whoops, wrong sub."

"What do you call your creepy Jewish neighbor? Diddler on the roof."

"A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again."

"What's batmans favourite fruit? Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit."

"EVERYONE FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBERY! ""What's that?"" It...it's a sawed-off shotgun. ""Aren't you supposed to use the other half?"" ...shit."