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Joke of the Day

"A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""

"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety medication? To prevent Hispanic attacks."

"Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two."

"The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations"

"What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke? He finally got it!"

"I don't know why everyone says quitting smoking is so hard; I've done it hundreds of times."

"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"

"What is the Pope's favorite type of woman? Nun"

"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."