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Joke of the Day

"Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!"

"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"

"What's dirtier than grease on Olivia Newton John? Cum on Eileen."

"Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. "

"Friend: I'm about to appear in court. Me: Best of luck! Kill it!! Friend:...not exactly the best phrase to use in a medical negligence case."

"Does He Bite Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out."

"What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back."

"How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree? Wave at him"

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access."