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Joke of the Day

"I think my cat is using me for my money I mean the sex is great, but I just don't feel an emotional connection."

"At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position."

"Do you know any snake jokes? 'cause I serpently don't."

"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."

"Why do Jews hate seeing 10 dollar bills? Because they know they cant have them because HAMiltons aren't kosher Source: Me; a Jew"

"My ex has made me dinner.. *gives a bit to the dog first*"

"What if the last episode of ""House"" reveals it's all been the dream of a kid with lupus?"

"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."

"Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut."

"Eight bytes walk into a bar The bartender asks, ""can I get you something?"" ""Yeah"", the bytes reply, ""make us a double"""