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Joke of the Day
"Medusa is the sexiest woman to ever live... everyone who saw her got hard"
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"Why can't a fish be a radio host? Because if he goes on air, he'll die."
"The second worst thing to say on a date... ...is that you have to fart. The worst thing to say is, ""That wasn't a fart."""
"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."
"""Enjoying your day off?"" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas."
"Girlfriend Detective Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. I think we should split up."" Me: ""Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."""
"I'd hate to be Turkey this Christmas."
"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"
"[Interrupts the wedding vows] it's open bar right?"
"What's the difference between a German and a Virgin? one one appreciates good head"