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Joke of the Day
"Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog -- it croaks every night."
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"*requests Uber* *climbs in backseat* Uber driver: ""Where to?"" Me: ""oh, nowhere. I just don't like to change my diaper in the street."""
"FROM THE FIRST BITE YOU CAN TELL CELERY DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN"
"Apparently ""cheesecake & tacos"" wasn't the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are."
"What did 50cent say when Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas? ju ju ju ju ju ju G-Unit?"
"Damn girl are you a humpback whale? Because you're very deep."
"My life sucks I've got a less-than-minimum-wage job, my best friend has no brain, my neighbor is an asshole, my boss is a stingy bitch, and the worst part... #I live in a pineapple under the sea."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off. Well, you can't blame them. They don't make much money, they just keep the tips."
"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""
"f u cn red ths yu meb b dislxic rely"