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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."

"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"

"Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable"

"My mother said today, ""I'm always alright as long as I'm taking that D."" She was referring to vitamin D."

"Do you know what ""clitoris"" is in French? Me neither, but I had it on the tip of my tongue yesterday."

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?"" ""Hearing aids."""

"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."

"I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY."

"Yo mama so fat, they're gonna put the movie in two parts."

"Sometimes I get down on my knees and pray for a pigeon to fly directly into my mouth"