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Joke of the Day
"Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? They're always eating out."
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"*approaches your table* Magic trick? *I hold out some cards with fake hands while my real hand pokes out of my shirt and steals your burger*"
"Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah."
"What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter? My ex wife."
"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"
"I used to be a banker But then I lost interest."
"(True story) So my friend saw me browsing this subreddit and he said... ""Is this a subreddit for really bad jokes?"""
"I hate when I'm in a restaurant bathroom, and I run out of toilet paper. Like my dinner guests are gonna be scared of HALF a mummy costume"
"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."
"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"