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Joke of the Day

"Where's the best place to weigh a pie? [*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie."

"I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on. I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles."

"What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!"

"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."

"*whispers in bed* I want to try something with you I've never done before *engages in a loving and mutually beneficial adult relationship*"

"My Egyptian friend's dad drowned yesterday... He's still in denial."

"What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...? Not knowing how to use a coathanger..."

"An Irishman... An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"What is a rifle with three barrels? A trifle."

"I had a welsh friend who tried counting all his lovers to me but each time, I kept falling asleep"