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Joke of the Day
"A police officer called my attention He asked why I have red eyes.......Now we both have sore eyes"
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"What was Hitler's problem when the lights went out? He could Nazi. Edit: Fuck me, Reddit. I heard you *liked* puns..."
"Chuck Norris strikes again Chuck Norris has counted the number of atoms in the universe... **thrice**"
"imagine your whole skeleton slid out your butt. thats your future according to these tarot cards"
"9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won't tell you what they're wearing."
"What's black on top and white on the bottom? RAPE."
"4% battery left on my iPhone. The music that plays when Sonic the Hedgehog is drowning is playing in my head."
"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."
"My wife called me a paedophile yesterday Quite a long word for a 9 year old."
"*stares into the abyss* *abyss pretends it's doing something on its phone*"