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Joke of the Day

"So I started chatting up this Asian girl after a little while she said, sex, sex, sex, free, sex for you. Her friend quickly pointed out that she was giving me her phone number 666-3642"

"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."

"Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies"

"How do Asians find our they are pregnant? They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved."

"Women seem to think I'm an asshole... but I prefer to think of myself as an opposite sex offender."

"Honest ads - 'Hot singles in your area want to be just friends'. 'Hot singles in your area think of you more like a brother'."

"Real redneck woman. How do you know you're with a real redneck woman? She can put in a dip know what to spit and what to swallow."

"I'd only convert to Christianity to learn how to turn water to wine. WHADYA MEAN THEY DON'T TEACH YOU THAT? WHAT'S THE POINT, THEN?"

"Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep."

"What's the difference between your dad and this joke? This joke will be back someday"