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Joke of the Day
"How do Asians find our they are pregnant? They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved."
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"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub? ME: PUPPERONI"
"Movie joke: Sling Blade ""Two fellers was peein' off a bridge. One said the water's cold. Other the the water's deep.... I think one of 'em was from Arkansas mhmm."""
"Nothing annoys me more than when I'm talking to someone about music and for some reason they think their opinion is as valid as mine."
"What does a flamboyantly gay Gingerbread man do when he gets angry? He ginger-snaps. http://i49.tinypic.com/22gqk7.jpg"
"My phone's low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."
"A horse covered in floaties gallops happily toward a swimmin pool. He sees a sign ""NO HORSEPLAY"" He lowers his head ""Ok"" & sadly trots away"
"I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart."