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Joke of the Day
"Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep."
Next Joke
"How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."
"Why was the tea so obstinate? Because it was steeped in tradition."
"Hey, are you the combination of fluorine-45 and silver-45? Because you look like a huge FAg."
"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."
"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"
"Sometimes I think my wife's a bit shallow I wouldn't want the dog digging her up"
"I took an instagram picture of a polaroid photo and my iPhone blew up."
"Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?"
"What's the most polite meal? Peas and franks."