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Joke of the Day

"I'd only convert to Christianity to learn how to turn water to wine. WHADYA MEAN THEY DON'T TEACH YOU THAT? WHAT'S THE POINT, THEN?"

"What are you watching tonight? The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?"

"Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison"

"My therapist asked me to stop wanking. I asked how long i should stop for... He said at least until i left his office"

"What do you call batman when he runs out of church? Christian bale"

"Why are black people tall? Their knee grows."

"I wonder... ...how many people will read this in the bathroom."

"What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."

"A negative times a negative is a positive... So if they say, ""no"", twice, it ain't rape."

"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go back to the first shop we went in two hours ago."