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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your dad and this joke? This joke will be back someday"

"Did you guys see the new $12 bill? I can't believe they put Harriet Tubman on it!"

"My yoga instructor said ""sometimes not moving is the hardest thing for us to do,"" and I started laughing so hard I had to excuse myself."

"Please do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,258 times in a day."

"Life is like a penis. It's soft and squishy until a girl comes along and makes it hard."

"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."

"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"

"Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records."

"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."

"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."