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Joke of the Day
"Women seem to think I'm an asshole... but I prefer to think of myself as an opposite sex offender."
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"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad descisions..."
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??? Full"
"Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking? I can't pair wines like this."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Running out of space for your porn collection? Just download midget porn, it's half the size"
"I have half a mind to get another lobotomy."
"What is black, white, black, white...? A nun falling down the stairs"
"It's 3 am. Just smoked a fatty. Just trying to make up new material with my parrot. I think i just thought of a good one but I may just be... Too stoned with one bird."
"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""Has my brother been in here?"" And the bartender says ""I don't know. What does he look like?"""