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Joke of the Day

"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."

"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"

"If I were a girl who knew a lot about cars, I'd open up a body shop called Lady Parts."

"The worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once. And I'll be posting this again later. If I remember."

"I saved a girl from getting raped today I stopped chasing her"

"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."

"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"

"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning."

"What do a priest and McDonald's have in common?... [NSFW] Both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."