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Joke of the Day

"A cashier was serving a pregnant lady And enthusiastically asked ""Wow! Your child is so large already! Is it a boy or a girl?"" ""Yes"""

"[Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is"

"I'm coaching my son's soccer team because it's important that he knows I'll swear at other kids, too."

"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."

"So Steven Hawking walks into a bar..."

"If I was in StarWars I would probably just be that guy that keeps turning his lightsaber on and off and on and off like a pen."

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"

"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."

"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"

"What part of the body never wins? Dafeat"