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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."
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"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""
"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."
"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"
"Alfred: *placing pancakes in the shape of the Bat Signal* Here are your pancakes, Master W- Bruce: They're Batcakes Alfred. Say ""Batcakes!"""
"Give a man a cheeseburger, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as fuck."
"Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard."
"Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. ."
"hey girls if you sleep with a guy then tell them you're pregnant they'll give you a bunch of money for an abortion I have like 50 cars"
"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."