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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."
Next Joke
"I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend... And I asked him how much he charges for a curcumcision. He said that he does it for free, but he gets to keep the tip."
"Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, ""You know, son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"I like my women how I like my candy bars... with nuts"
"Am I the only one who gives people in my neighborhood names they don't know they have? a.k.a. ""Running Man"",""Mustang Bob"", ""Blue truck dude"""
"Never go shopping on an empty stomach, I just went to Macy's before dinner and ate 7 turtle necks"
"The mathematician worked from home, Because he only functioned in his domain."
"Where does bad light end up? In a prism."
"In lieu of the recent manhunt... The LAPD's motto is ""to protect and serve."" I think they ought to change it to ""We'll treat you like a King."""
"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to keep walking so people wouldn't think she was with me."