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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry I threw up all over your carpet when you referred to your spouse as your ""lover""."
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"What grows on Seasame Street? I dunno, a Grover something."
"Do you know what a woman says in the bedroom when she sees a big dick? No, me neither."
"What do you give an octomom for mother's day? A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies."
"ME: Onions make me cry. HER: It's from a compound called Syn-Propanethial-S-Oxide. ME: I think it's probably cuz an onion killed my parents."
"Some day, I will meet a woman who loves me for who I am and supports all my dreams. And I'll think, ""Something must be wrong with this one."""
"Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! "
"[to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie."