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Joke of the Day

"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"

"I like my lantern like I like my metal Core"

"Proof that Jesus and his disciples were all Mexicans... It says in the Bible that they all traveled in one accord!"

"I've always said that life is a lot like doing laundry There's a lot less bleeding if you separate the colors from the whites."

"Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding."

"My uncle has one leg. He's got a second one as as well. But he also has one"

"""Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."""

"What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads? ""Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"""

"Did you hear about the guy that had mountains for legs? He also had a Pyrenees!"

"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"