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Joke of the Day

"I'm coaching my son's soccer team because it's important that he knows I'll swear at other kids, too."

"Knock Knock! *Who's there?* Dwayne. *Dwayne who?* DWAYNE DA BAFFTUB!! I'M DWOWNIN'!!"

"What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers."

"Guys, I have good news, and bad news. The bad news is I don't actually have any good news. But the good news is that I don't actually have any bad news."

"Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69? Because it's eight more."

"My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph."

"What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice"

"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"

"Sometimes I want to kidnap a few woman for two to three weeks so that their eyebrows can grow without fear"

"Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare"