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Joke of the Day

"For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job..."

"the one joke that i just dont get so how bout that airline food"

"Rick Astley will let you borrow of all of his Pixar movies except for one. He's never gonna give you Up"

"Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April? Because April showers, bring May flowers!"

"Nixon had to be photographed at an angle to make him appear upright. One of the drawbacks of him having a list."

"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"

"I don't want to brag but I have a really nice bum. Found him under the bridge."

"All you people who chose ""The Real"" or ""Official"" before your Twitter handle really thought ahead of the game there. Well done, guys."

"What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines? Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once."

"My girlfriend said she's fed up of me pretending im a detective, and we should split up... I told her that's a great idea, we can cover more ground that way."