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Joke of the Day

"Nixon had to be photographed at an angle to make him appear upright. One of the drawbacks of him having a list."

"Can anyone answer why they've kept the name Lynchburg? Come on, don't leave me hanging."

"Me: ""I feel like I'm 90 years old."" My Skin: ""Let's go through puberty again."""

"What do you call a frog that's in the mood? A HORNY TOAD!"

"What did a blonde's mother tell her blonde daughter? If you're not in bed by midnight, come home."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !"

"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."

"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"

"What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it? Rest in **police**."

"What is DJ Khaled's Favorite Number? 11 because it has another one"