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Joke of the Day

"the one joke that i just dont get so how bout that airline food"

"Based on statistics The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."

"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."

"I never knew Godwin's law was in the English Oxford dictionary.. What a bunch of language fascists. edited: grammar Nazis"

"Beer must contain Estrogen... When I drink enough, I can't drive or shut the hell up."

"i asked my trainer which machine at the gym i should use to impress the girls... he pointed outside and said "" the ATM machine"" i had 15$'s left though.."

"TIFU by... Getting needled by a dirty prick."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... ...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!"

"A mod joke. (Pls mods, just don't delete). [deleted]"

"Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains! Well that's more of a mental health issue, I'm not really qualified to help you."