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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines? Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once."

"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"

"What sort of tape measure does the guy from The Guinness Book of Records use to measure the worlds longest tape measure?"

"Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"

"Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I'd play sports."

"I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!"

"What did you learn in school today? Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!"

"So reddit announced today transparency is important to them. Unless its about Ellen Pao. the end."

"I just ran 4.1 Kms and realized you can write anything you want after that and no one will read it purple monkey dishwasher."

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