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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow of all of his Pixar movies except for one. He's never gonna give you Up"

"I don't like gears on a car, and I hate using them. They've just always looked shifty to me."

"I hate graph jokes... Because I can never get the point."

"The Real Pink Panther Joke What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug? Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt"

"It's a 10 minute walk from my house to the bar. It is a 2 hour walk from the bar back to my house. It's so weird."

"For a final paper, I was assigned to write 3000 words So I put 3 pictures in there."

"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"

"Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,... why don't you ever smile in my pictures?"

"Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning..."

"It's my life. I'll live it, I'll love it, and I won't care what you think of it."