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Joke of the Day

"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"

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"Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia."
"My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and she just spit it out."
"A girl's tinder bio said ""I would die without food"" uh okay me too"
"Tomorrow is the start of International Holocaust Deniers Month Maybe better suited for /r/ImGoingToHellForThis?"
"What is a professors favourite snack? Academia Nuts."
"what is hhe hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Disney couldn't handle my awesome script. Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed."
"Have you heard the rumor about the butter? Never mind I shouldn't spread it."