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Joke of the Day
"I don't want to brag but I have a really nice bum. Found him under the bridge."
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"[OC] Time heals all wounds.. Unless you re a haemophiliac."
"What do you call a child with no friends? A target"
"What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin."
"How do gingers make friends? No seriously, im getting lonely."
"What is worse to injest than E Coli? Broc Coli"
"Yo mama's so fat she has titties in the front AND in the back"
"My mate recently lost all of his fingers in a horrible accident. I can't even begin to imagine how he feels."
"Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded"
"What do you do when someone has a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"