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Joke of the Day
"What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney."
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"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."
"Say the punchline first How do you ruin a joke?"
"Why did the LAPD leave the Dodger game early? They wanted to beat the crowd."
"If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"Just ate a Hot Pocket filled with pasta alfredo because my body is a landfill and I don't ever want a husband"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I don't jam after drinking a gallon of nut butter."
"""Hey, how was that sheep pussy?"" Not Baaaaaaaad"
"Wife: I'm glad you're watching TLC and looking to improve yourself. So who are your new friends? Husband: These would be your Sister Wives"