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Joke of the Day
"Say the punchline first How do you ruin a joke?"
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"Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: See what happens when you don't pray?'"
"""i'm really more of a dog person."" -- werewolf"
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wife's clothes"
"Yes, Neil, everything sounds better when you have a great voice. That's how sound works."
"why do mexicans make refried beans? Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?"
"Sharks would be a lot less scary if they had ears."
"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"
"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."
"What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !"