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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium? K."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"In honor of MLK day: Why don't black people sleep? ...Because the only one that had a dream was shot."
"A WOMAN IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING! Being an equal partner in a loving relationship."
"NAZI: I'm a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored"
"Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, ""10, 9, 8..."""
"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."
"Why doesn't Mrs. Clean get pregnant? Because Mr. Clean comes in a bottle."
"""The greatest thing about twitter is that you can quote something & totally make up the source."" ~ Abraham Lincoln, 1862"
"""DO NOT HIT ME. THE TURTLES DO NOT HIT SPLINTER. I AM SPLINTER TO YOU."" -real thing I just said to my son"