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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, how was that sheep pussy?"" Not Baaaaaaaad"
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"Kryptonite They call my dick Kryptonite, Because not even Superman can handle it. Boom!"
"Me: how much is all the money in the world? Genie: not sure exactly Me: give me a ballpark figure POOOF *I'm now the size of Shea Stadium"
"So oxygen went on a second date with potassium That went OK2"
"If a tree falls in the woods can I stand under it so I don't have to go to work tomorrow?"
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired"
"I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
"What's a pirate's favorite video game? **Call of Booty.** Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey."
"My friend just told me he has screwed every girl in his class He is homeschooled"
"We have to operate now if the cancer spreads anymore you won't be able to tell the difference between people & food ""Are you nuts?"" Dear God"