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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I don't jam after drinking a gallon of nut butter."

"Have you heard the one about the jump rope never mind, just skip it."

"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."

"Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone's front camera."

"Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say ""people like this are out there."""

"What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls? They don't have a pilots license."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"

"I hit a kid with my car last night Then I realized it was only a goat."

"How many redditors does it take to make a good joke? Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost."

"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."