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Joke of the Day
"My apartment smells like someone just took a dump, but nobody is home... That's some spooky shit."
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"I love how girls say that they like a guy with a sense of humour and yet you'll never find a poster of Mr Bean on their wall."
"""It's the holidays"" *eats a pizza* ""It's the holidays"" *eats 3 cheeseburgers* ""It's the holidays"" *eats my food, your food & a small baby*"
"Why did the Hipster order piping hot soup? He wanted to eat it before it was cool."
"What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice? ""REPOST!"""
"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...cum on guys"
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."
"Relationship status: outside my wife's window, holding John Cusack over my head."
"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"