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Joke of the Day

"I love how girls say that they like a guy with a sense of humour and yet you'll never find a poster of Mr Bean on their wall."

"Ate too much salad today so I'm going on an Oreos cleanse tomorrow."

"Don't you hate it when you don't know something and have no way of finding out? We need some kind of... global information network."

"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved."

"What do communists and feminists have in common ... They cannot change anything."

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"

"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."

"something taste funny you know you have a bad underbite if every time your eating out your girlfriend it taste like shit"

"Customer: ""Hi I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"""

"God's last name isn't damn. Well technically it's ""Jean God Van Damn"""