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Joke of the Day

"I love how girls say that they like a guy with a sense of humour and yet you'll never find a poster of Mr Bean on their wall."

"I got a phone call from a girl saying ""Come over! No one's home!"" I went over and no one was home -Rodney Dangerfield"

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."

"Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom? Sales went through the roof."

"What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide? Turn off the xbox and go to bed..."

"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"

"It's greats having your doctor say you're narcissistic. It's like being compared to the stuff of legends."

"*throws caution to the wind* *blows right back into face*"

"Walmart stopped selling hoverboards due to safety concerns. In case you were curious about those empty shelves between the guns and the ammo"

"I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation."