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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...cum on guys"

"I used to be in a band called Blank Cheque. After three years we were still unsigned."

"Whats a dentists favorite time of day? The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day"

"How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire? They only wanna go down on her once a month"

"Is trying to sell a useless set of feelings."

"I tried to rob a binoculars store today... But they saw me coming a mile away"

"What is the awesomest/funniest or even smartest joke u've ever heard"

"Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? ""Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"""

"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."

"I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life"