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Joke of the Day

"Relationship status: outside my wife's window, holding John Cusack over my head."

"Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake."

"There's something about pressing F5... Thats just so refreshing"

"Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia. The label on the bleach said ""seek attention if ingested"", not ""seek attention and ingest""."

"What does Ebola and US police have in common? A high body count of black people"

"Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable."

"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"

"What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"

"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("