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"How do you become a hobbit? Eat, shrink and be Merry!"
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"Sometimes my dog barks so loud she farts which coincidentally is also Donald Trump's foreign policy platform. (Also his domestic platform.)"
"Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl. So we converted to Islam."
"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"
"If the World Trade Center was in India.... Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?"
"Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it."
"What do you call an incredibly flexible chicken with an alien wristwatch? Bent Hen."
"Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status #rakshabandhansms #rakshabandhanquotes #funnyjokes Thnks bro for ur warmth affectn & ur undrstndng, May our bond of luv remains forevr....."
"""asparagai"" is what i call multiple asparagus, but don't take my word for it. get your own word for multiple asparagus"
"I felt like I was just a statistic, so I went to see a psychologist... She diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder. Now I feel like a distribution."