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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"
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"Civil war To all of the Hillary supporters who are unhappy with the election and would like to start a civil war, just remember, you are on the side that doesn't want any guns."
"Been dry for a while Damn this cast itches."
"I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name ""shampoo"" was taken"
"My wife said to me, ""Would you rather have sex with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?"" I said, ""Yes."""
"Your so poor I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette and your mom said ""Who turned of the lights""."
"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"
"Sometimes when I say ""I'm OK"", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say ""You're not OK"" and hand me $10,000."
"I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1"