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Joke of the Day

"""asparagai"" is what i call multiple asparagus, but don't take my word for it. get your own word for multiple asparagus"

"One How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."

"I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket ;)"

"Two blondes walk into a building... You'd think one of em would have seen it! Ba dum tss"

"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."

"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore."

"Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them."

"Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach."

"50% of analysis is... anal."