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Joke of the Day

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"I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling ""Wilbur, you include your brother!"""

"Hell is filled with news anchors tapping stacks of papers on desks and engaging in lighthearted end-of-broadcast banter."

"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."

"What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping."

"What did Hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? Get reiched."

"I can't face my checkbook so I check my Facebook."

"Is there something I can hang around my neck to show that I'm a big fan of crucifixions?"

"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."

"Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies? Long necks."