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Joke of the Day

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"Another sequel in the ""The Fast and the Furious"" series was announced today. We can only assume it will be called: ""5 Fast 5 Furious""."

"Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? Because she was in the non-friction section."

"How do five gay guys walk? In one direction."

"Q: When does an Irish potato change nationality? A: When it's french fried."

"My favorite form of lying to myself is choosing a deodorant scent that contains the words 'active' or 'sport' in it's name."

"I'm gods gift to women if god only shopped at Rite Aid."

"How are Asians and Smart Cars similar? They are yellow can they only hold small packages"

"Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"