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Joke of the Day
"Did ya hear Fergie is pregnant? Told her husband she was 2000 and late"
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"So if something's not ""unique"" then it's just ""ique,"" right?"
"I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga, but I think it's a bit of a stretch."
"Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves."
"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"
"Joke What comes after 69?"
"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x-post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what_did_the_mama_cow_say_to_the_baby_cow/)"
"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."
"I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice. My uncle doesn't fuck around when playing Monopoly."