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Joke of the Day

"So if something's not ""unique"" then it's just ""ique,"" right?"

"what do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!"

"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""

"Does the carpet match the drapes? Nope, I've got hardwood."

"after chuck norris eats a large meal, he literaly burns of the caleries"

"If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?"

"I'm good at making friends. Wait, that's not right. Correction: I'm good at making friends up."

"Oscar Pistorius found guilty of murder Police say he is now on the run."

"Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into."

"I got my friend a house warming present I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner"